What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:49
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
{RING} {RING}
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What is the best comeback you used on someone?
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?